Why are call centres employees paid so much?

Why are call centres employees paid so much?

 

 

TAKE A LOOK:

 

1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer : "Ok."

Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until

this point?"

Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

 

 

 

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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still

getting the same error message."

Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

 

 

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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."

Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."

Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer : "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."

 

 

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4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

 

 

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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,

can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech support : ??????

 

 

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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer : "A white one."

Tech support : ?????

 

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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer : "Pentium."

Tech support : ??????

 

 

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8).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Tech Support : ??????

 

 

 

 

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9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech support : ??????

 

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10). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to

print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support : "What does it say?"

Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech support : ?????

 

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11). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open

24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

 

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12). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"

Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support : "Well?"

Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech support : ??????

 

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The best of the lot

13). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that

his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup

and it will fix the

problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech

is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there

is an undocumented DOS

command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE  at

the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22 .

Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with

NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you

the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?

User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he

started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

 

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Hight Of all (Too Good)

 

14) customer care officer: I need a product identification number

right now and may I help u in

finding it out?

Customer: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how  do I find your computer?

 

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40 sikh men of Sri Guru Gobind Singh vs 10 lac huge army

Wah Wah Wah Guru Gobind Singhji !!!   40 sikh men of Sri Guru Gobind Singh vs 10 lac huge army   Never heard, Never thought, Never imagined..Is that possible? 40 brave men taking head on fight with a huge army of 10 lac people and emerging victorious! But who were these 40 men Im talking about? These 40 were sikhs who fought under the leadership of 10th sikh Guru Sri Guru Gobind Singh Ji.   Indian historians have been very biased in mentioning such events of glorious sikh history where sikhs have not for their interests but for India to save it ancient culture, people and religion(Hinduism). Thats the glory of Khalsa (the saint soldier) created by Sri Guru Gobind Singh Ji.   I personally experienced the same biased behavior in the educational system of India. Either its the sacrifice of 9th Sikh Guru Sri Guru Tegh Bahadur Ji (who gave his head not for himself but for saving Hindu religion) or the sacrifices of 5 and 7 year old young sons of Sri Guru Gobind Singh ji who were bricked alive at Sirhind for not accepting Islam.   How great were those young sikh saints of 5 & 7 year old would have been who refused to bow to the tyrant mughal regime in India when lakhs and crores of Hindus at that time could not raise a single voice against them and forcefully accepting Islam.   Having said that when you study the history books prescribed to schools all over India by NCERT which are having the stories of those of Asokas, ChandraGuptas and then about the tyrant Islamis Regime of Baabar, Jahangir, Aurangzeb.The strange thing is that we are still the slaves of those Islamic rulers by mentioning them in bold in our Indian history rather than mentioning the great sacrifices of sikh martyrs who gave everything of theirs for India. Also to my surprise Sikh Gurus who always spoke against injustice of the tyrant rulers have no or very little mention.       Coming to the 40 vs 10 lakh battle, it happened in Chamkaur Sahib where 40 sikhs along with 10th Sikh Sri Guru Gobind Singh Ji fought this battle under Guru Jis leadership. The planning was such that Guru Ji sent sikhs in a group of 5 and with the power spiritual meditation (Bhakti) and martial training (Shakti), a single sikh soldier fought with and handled 1000s (thousands) of mughals on their own. In this battle two elder sons of Guru Gobind Singh Ji also fought whom Guru Ji himself sent and asked them to take enemy head on. They both fought bravely and confronted the huge army of enemy.   When we look at the history of great warriors and kings of the earth, on one side is King Dashrath (father who could not face Lord Ram 14 year exile (vanvaas)) and Raja Dashrath died in the love of Ram. Same way Jesus Christ as a father could not withstand his son being killed in front of him and asked the enemy to cover his eyes with a black cloth as he could not withstand such an incident !!!!   Even Maharana Pratap a brave warrior also surrendered in front of Akbar as he could not withstand the hunger of his daughter. How great a father was Dhan Sri Guru Gobind Singh Ji was who himself sent his sons to battle field saying œGo son I want to see you fighting for truth, humanity and save this country (India) from the clutches of slavery .   This battle was hard fought and sikhs won it with the grace of Almighty.An unbiased Muslim writer Hakim Allah Yar Khan Jogi Says: œTeerath hai dharti pe do ik Chamakaur ik Sirhind,Katwaye jaha Baap ne Chaar apne Farzand (There are only two pilgrimages in this world One is Chamkaur and other is Sirhind

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Four tips to avoid Computer Vision Syndrome

If you use a computer more than two hours a day, you could be suffering from Computer Vision Syndrome (CVS).       A CBS News Medical Correspondent Dr. Jennifer Ashton explained CVS is associated with symptoms that come with sitting in front of a computer, hand-held device, iPhone, iPod for hours every day.   "The most common symptoms are: eye strain, dry or irritated eyes, fatigue, and headaches," CBS News quoted Ashton as saying.   She provides some quick tips to keep eye strain at bay:   1. Blink Often: When looking at a computer or hand-held digital device, it's common for you to blink two to three times less than you normally would.   This can lead to "dry eye." Blinking bathes your eyes in tears, and tears are naturally therapeutic for the eyes.     2. The 20/20/20 Rule: When spending long periods in front of a digital device, every 20 minutes, spend 20 seconds looking at something 20 feet away to allow your eyes to rest.       3. Ensure Proper Lighting: To help ease the strain on your eyes, keep bright lighting overhead to a minimum and position your desk lamp to shine on your desk, and not at you. Position your computer screen in a way that reduces reflections and glare from windows or overhead lights.     4. Location of computer screen: Optimally, the computer screen should be 15 to 20 degrees below eye level (about 4 or 5 inches) as measured from the centre of the screen and 20 to 28 inches from the eyes.

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Facts about Water

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70% of our body is filled with water. In diseased states where body water is affected, the compartment or compartments that have changed can give clues to the nature of the problem. Body water is regulated by hormones such as anti-diuretic hormone (ADH), aldosterone and atrial natriuretic peptide. Try to get the best drinking water possible.

Check out some facts about the water you're drinking.

1. Air is not completely clean, the food we eat may have insignificant amounts of toxic, the products that we use on our skin and hair are also toxic. Water removes the dangerous toxins that are added into our body.
2. Water cushions our body joints.
3. Water acts as a transport for oxygen and nutrition throughout the cells in the body.
4. Water helps regulate body temperature.
5. Water helps prevent blood pressure from dropping to critical levels.
6. Water helps to defend against blood clots.
7. Water encourages bowel movement.
8. Water helps the normal kidney function from getting impaired.
9. Water keeps us from getting excessively dry skin.
10. Water lowers incidence of urinary tract infections.
11. Water also helps us from experiencing reoccurring headaches.
12. Water also helps alleviate fevers.
13. Hydrotherapy is the therapeutic use of hot / cold water externally to problems.
14. Hot water stimulates the immune system.
15. Hot water is also used to increase the body's flow. Imagine coming home from a hard day's work and soaking yourself in a bathtub for an hour. When you get up, your body will feel more relaxed and stressed than before. Professional athletes will usually take a steam bath or relax in a whirlpool after a rigorous training session.
16. Cold water reduces inflammation. Ice pack reduces swelling.
17. A cold water sitz bath is used to treat constipation, irregular vaginal discharge, hemorrhoids.
18. Spa treatments using alternating hot and cold water improve upper respiratory problems, congestion, foot infections, and headaches.