Marwadi jokes

Haaa…..Haaa…Haaa….

 

Marwadi: Yeh banana kaisey diya?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Marwadi: Ley 40 paisay, chhilka rakh aur kela de de.

Marwadi at the time of his death: My wife, where are you?
Wife:Yes, I'm here.
Marwadi: My sons daughters, are you all here?
Yes, Papa.
Marwadi: To phir baahar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hai???

Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira.
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki mein apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Marwadi ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachaai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDEZ gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat pari.
Marwadi ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye.
Marwadi gusse se: Mercedez kyon nahi di?
Sheikh: Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hai

Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,
kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwadi: Oh bahut zyaada hai, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochne do..... Accha likho....... ......... .
"Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale"

Marwadi asks Taxi Driver: CP wale Gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaaonga.
Marwadi ne jeb se lunch-box nikala aur kaha:
"Wapsi main langar ka khaana lete aana"

Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya.
Teen din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
"Ojha sahab, mujhe bahar Nikaloa..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaaonga."

Titanic ke Saath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha.
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha.
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Marwadi: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda"