Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Why husbands avoid questions!

Why husbands avoid questions!



Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE:  What would you do if i died?

Would you get married again?
Husband:  No...

Wife-  Why not?
Don't you like being married?

Husband:  Of course i do.

Wife:  Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband:  Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife:  Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?

Husband:  Yes, it's a great house.

Wife:  Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband:  Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife:  Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband:  No.. I am sure she would want herown..
Wife:  Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband:  No, her size is '5'

Wife:  --silence-

Husband:  'shiiit'...!!!

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